bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

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accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: fireflyings, via succeeding)

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sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via the-darker-side-of-the-moon)

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humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

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